Great Expectations!!!

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Great Expectations

This category speaks to the perfectly understandable impulse on the part of proud parents to bestow the fruit of their loins with a majestic name, one which confers the best hopes and highest aspirations. So imbued are these parents with a sense of optimism regarding their offspring’s future that they cannot wait to share these glad tidings with the rest of the world.

These parents are the cockeyed optimists of the Hood Set. Brimming over with sugarplum dreams, they often go to extreme and, dare I say, ridiculous lengths. Included in this category are honorific-style names that utilize social titles as part of the name.

Examples:
Girls
Alicia Karizma
AlphaRuth
Amazing Amari Yeah -Proof positive why cheerleaders should not be allowed to breed.
Amazzing
Amiracle
Baroness
Charizma
Contessa
Dynasty
Empriss
Heiress
HRHQueeniysi - The HRH is silent.
Infinity
La-Diamond
Lady De’jahne’
Lady’ Jordan
LaPrecious -Because plain old Precious just wouldn't do.
JaMiracle
Marvelous
MieQueen- Not to be confused with UrQueen.
Ms. Tre’Veona
Pharisees
Pricessalex
Princess Tonii
Queensareena
Royalty
Starnesha
Yahiness -Contender for worst name in the world. See suggested male companion name Sirhighnessma.

Great Expectations
Boys
Amazzen
Aristotle
Artemis
Astronomical
Barron
Caesar
Chancellor
Commander
Excell
DeFinest- Followed two years later by younger brother, DeWorst.
JahMarley
Jermajesty
Kingblack
KingCarleoin- My King is Gangster!
King Cyril
KingNaszayah
King’Omijay
King Taisintr
Knowledge
LaBarron- More vehicle love.
Lucky
Master
Maverick
Mister- Every hostesses worst nightmare: Mister Master and Mister Mr.Sha-Quan, may I present you to Mister Mister and Mister Sir?
Morningstar
Mr. Sha-Quan
Nepoleon
Omega
Orion
Osama
Panashe
Prince Armani -Royalty with a certain flair!
Prince Elijah, Timothy, Alexan, Cedell, John- princes all
Romeo
Sir
Sir Alexander
Sir Kahlel, Paris, Vonta, Charlie, and countless other sirs
Sirhighnessma- See female companion name, Yahiness.
Supreme
Sureal
Victorious
Victory


Suggested Names: Big Brother Allmighty!, The Godfather, Prime Directive, Infinity Times Two, King of All Pimps